If you ask Andre how he is going, he will answer with a carefully thought out thesis statement.
“Considering all the pressing and competing concerns of modern life in a post-modern world on the brink of collapse, I, like most human beings at this point in history, am applying a range of coping mechanisms, including, for the sake of sanity, occasionally burying my head in the sand.”
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